Chelsea quartet in most expensive Prem XI ever
Their spending this summer has finally taken Chelsea past their rivals in contributing to the most expensive XI in Premier League history. But how does […]
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Liverpool join top 10 net spenders since 2020 as Chelsea buy their way to no.1…
Why 2020? Because this is the Covid era when transfer spending was supposed to be curbed. And five transfer windows is enough time to give […]
The refereeing crisis is about the bonds that bind us rather than Chelsea
This week it’s Chelsea and next week it’ll be someone else, but the ‘crisis in refereeing’ is actually something deeper and more worrying. As with […]
We’re already excited for Man United v Liverpool and a crisis club derby six-pointer
Liverpool are immensely fortunate indeed that the laws of Our League decree that only one crisis club can exist at any one time. Really, it’s […]
Thomas Tuchel and his tactics transcend the obvious faults in this Chelsea squad
Thomas Tuchel may live to regret his conspiracy theories about referee Anthony Taylor. Not just because it might land him with fines and touchline bans, […]
Only two Man Utd players deemed bad enough for Friday weekend’s worst XI…
One was David De Gea, but his rating was still very generous. Elsewhere, Youri Tielemans chose a wrong day to have a bad game. Here […]
Manchester United fans want the Glazers out but Knighton isn’t the answer
The fans are desperate for Manchester United to be sold, but a Michael Knighton takeover would be like jumping from a frying pan into a […]
Lionel Messi needed just 8 minutes of 2022-23 to invent a new type of assist
It’s often worth consulting a flowchart when asking yourself football questions. Did that player know what he was doing leaving a leg in like that? […]
Man City baffled by Barcelona bid, Man United land on next target
Only in the entirely silly world of football could Bernardo Silva leaving this Manchester City for this Barcelona be halfway possible, but there we are. […]
Ten Hag can’t save zombified Man Utd while parasitic Glazers profit from failure…
Johnny Nic saw reality dawn on Erik ten Hag on Sunday. He can’t save Manchester United. No one can while the leeches remain in charge […]